The Yolks are three dudes from the smack dab middle of America, U.S.A, in love with rock n roll, dedicated to throwing THEE best shows, where people actually dance, knock over drinks, make out with each other, fall over themselves drunkenly, get sloppy, get stupid, get loose, get open, and in the end of the night emerge soaking wet to look onto the world with eyes anew, reborn through a baptism of true and radical rock n roll. Simple, catchy, 3 chord rock n roll ala The Ramones, The Beatles, The Kinks, The Gizmos, etc. for fans of beer, the party, and having fun.