"Somebody I F*cked Once" is the first video in a narrative trilogy of music videos written, directed by, and starring Zolita. Zolita plays a popular cheerleader who thinks she has it all figured out. She's the head of varsity cheer, has a hot jock boyfriend, and she's a shoo-in for prom queen. Everything changes when she falls head over heels for Gia, the art outcast. Prom is coming up and Zolita must decide if she has the guts to dump her boyfriend, own her sexuality, and be with the girl she loves.