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Midnight Shorts



Cheap Extermination
Director: Minka Farthing-Kohl
For Ernst, the perfect disguise was to play himself.

Cherry On Top
Director: Mike Damanskis
A prostitute finds new ways to attract business.

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Directors: Rebecca Sloan, Joseph Pelling
A short film about teaching creativity—by This Is It Collective.

Duck Sauce, “Big Bad Wolf”
Director: Keith Schofield
Keith Schofield’s original, outrageous and very, very funny promo for Duck Sauce’s single Big Bad Wolf
has been burning up the internet, causing millions of pelvises to be thrust worldwide. An instant classic.

I Am Your Grandma
Director: Jillian Mayer
An autobiographical video diary log (vlog) that Jillian Mayer records for her unborn grandchildren.

Director: Steve Collins
A woman interviews for a job at a nefarious company that may or may not f**k b**ts.

Jacuzzi Boys, “Glazin''
Directors: Lucas Leyva, Jillian Mayer
Glazin' is part of a larger narrative where a group of 6 anonymous girls innocently paint their privates
and rig them to lip-synch their favorite song as a gift to the band.

Machines of the Working Class
Directors: James Dastoli, Robert Dastoli
Two robotic blue-collar workers take a brief hiatus to discuss delusions of grandeur.

Man & Gun
Director: Brian McOmber
A post 9/11 fairy tale about a man’s love affair with guns.

Director: Jono Foley
Harrison swims through the darkest recesses of his mind.

Director: Daniel DelPurgatorio
Patrick is a brilliant doctor in an obsessive race to alter his own grim prognosis. During a series of
unconventional experiments, he discovers a scientific loophole unlike anything he had ever imagined.

Directors: Aaron McCann, Stefan Androv Radanovich
Sometimes survival is worse than death.

Zombie Chic
Director: Todd Cobery
A stuffy dinner party is interrupted by the zombie apocalypse.


Director(s): Various


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