Interplanetary savior of advanced evolution, billionaire polymath genius, and supreme Shadow President Elon Musk* steps now into the light along with his most feared advisors, to train the fierce fangs of the D.O.G.E. goons upon Austin, Texas, bringing the bloated functionaries of SXSW to heel. It’s not fascism, it’s fascinationism! Go SXSWoke, go SXSBroke, LOL obviously …

Ad astra per sanguinem!

with James Adomian and co-conspirators
* (will NOT actually be Elon Musk!)