Interplanetary savior of advanced evolution, billionaire polymath genius, and supreme Shadow President Elon Musk* steps now into the light along with his most feared advisors, to train the fierce fangs of the DOGE goons upon Austin, Texas - bringing the bloated functionaries of SXSW to heel. It’s not fascism, it’s fascinationism! Go SXSWoke, go SXSBroke, LOL obviously …

Ad astra per sanguinem!

with James Adomian and co-conspirators
* (will NOT actually be Elon Musk!)