Chris Bomely

Bomely was born and raised in the Golden state of California, but has called Austin Texas home for quite some time. Not long enough to call himself a local, but long enough to know where the best dive bars, breakfast tacos and burgers are.

Having worked at a handful of the top ad agencies in Austin and a decent stint as a freelancer, he decided it was time to use what he learned and use his powers for a greater good, and work at probably the best job in the world, theCHIVE.

I know what you’re thinkin’ and the answer is YES. It IS like the Karate Kid, where he learns from that old dude how to fight by paintin’ that stupid fence, and waxing that big ‘ol car, and doing those lame ass chores around his house while that dude got all drunk and cried about the war and slept. Then he got the chance to fight that douchebag Johnny, and he realized that the whole time, he was learning, training for that moment. And he kicks ‘em in that stupid pretty boy face and wins, and gets the girl!