JavaScript is like that awkward joke that was taken seriously and has gone on for so long we've succumbed to just follow along. It’s a pandemonious rat-race of me too's, what now’s, and fuck that’s. What more can we expect from a language built in ten days that’s now rapidly eating the world? I mean c’mon...it’s used in outer space! The accessibility of JavaScript and the revolution of software-everywhere created the perfect storm. Can we get through it together? Let’s explore how we can leverage the most reckless language ever to build epic products using JavaScript server-side, on the web, and even natively on devices. Yes: you and your team can keep your sanity too. It’s going to be yuuge.