2016 Schedule

Interactive: March 11–15  •  Film: March 11–19  •  Music: March 15–20

Secrets of the A.S.S.: The Kardashian Method to Screenwriting

Sunday, March 13
3:30PM - 4:30PM

Stephen F Austin
Capital Ballroom B
701 Congress Ave

You’ve been lied to. Everything you’ve learned about screenwriting is wrong.

Field, McKee, Snyder—scam artists! Anyone who says they know the secret to screenwriting is selling something. (1) But don’t despair my little Fey-lets, I’m here to share with you the secret to screenwriting. (2)

That secret: Kim Kardashian!

Everything that earned me fame & fortune, I learned from my buddy Kim (4)—who taught me it’s all about how you use your A.S.S. (5)

Come learn the tricks to turn from a Hollywood pro who knows a thing or two about using his A.S.S. (6)

1 Like a book
2 I can say this cuz I got nothing to sell (3)
3 But my dignity—bidding starts after session
4 Kim Mooks—my hairstylist—head of the Kardashian Fan Club
5 Why Aristotle is the one teacher who knew what he was talking about
6 The best screenwriting book to 1st one to guess the acronym

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