Began doing Independent Alt.Radio Promotion in the early 80's.,then CEO of Way Cool/MCA(Blink 182),then Trauma w/No Doubt and Bush,..came out of Retirement in 2011 to work w/Son David.Together we got our first Platinum single together in 2012 for Breathe Carolina......Now having more fun than ever running Jacobs & Assoc.,Radio Consulting.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize…he would drink…he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy – the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon; luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds…pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.